Emerson the Elephant

My name is Emerson. I like to go canoeing, have you ever seen a canoe big enough for an elephant? We had to have it specially made just for me. Fortunately, I can use my trunk to hold the paddle. I once tried to kayak, but my foot was the only part of me that fit into the kayak, it was stuck in there for days until I was able to break it free. Ever since then I have steered clear of kayaks. I probably could have had one made to fit me, but I think I'll leave the kayaking to the smaller mammals such as the lions or perhaps the cheetah would enjoy it (though I'm not sure how either of them would hold the paddle).

I would be happy to move in with any person who does not have a mouse. Elephants such as myself do not like mice. Its a strange thing to dislike, but it is what it is. So if you are a rodant free household (and that especially includes all capybara and R.O.U.S.s) then I am the elephant for you.

I am made out of 100% blue cotton velour.

I can be adopted by you for only $20, so please take me home :}